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Fleshlight Buying Guide

So you've looked at buying a Fleshlight, but which one? That is a very good question, and here I'm going to answer that. I always hear this question, and the very next one is "OK so which one is your favorite?".

Before I answer, however, I want to recommend the 3-for-2 deal where you pay for two inserts and get a third one, FREE. This deal cannot be beat: you'll get a variety of inserts to try, for a range of sensations that your dick would never experience otherwise.

Choosing which inserts to buy is actually very simple. Just follow my simple buying procedure:

Step 1: Choose Orifice, Step 2: Choose Sensation, Step 3: Choose Color

For The Impatient People: Here's what I'd recommend:

But read on, there's much more to choosing a Fleshlight!

The Inserts

Did you know there are seven different inserts? Trying to choose becomes much simpler once you understand that basically, there are just these six inserts:

Measurement

The primary factor in deciding which one or ones you should get is how big your dick is. The most important size consideration is how thick your penis is, also measured as girth or circumference. Below we're going to use your penis length and circumference to help you choose which insert is best for you. Here is a good page on how to measure your size. All discussions below will be in inches; if you want to use centimeters, multiply all the numbers mentioned here by 2.53 and you'll have the measurements expressed as centimeters. OK, go measure yourself now and have the numbers ready before we continue.

Choosing An Insert

In choosing an insert, length is less of a factor than circumference, mostly because the fun part of the Fleshlight begins right at the entrance, so even very short dicks will get stimulated adequately. But circumference makes a lot of difference, because inserts come in three varieties based on their tightness:

For reference, using the above described measuring method, I am 6.5" long and 5.5" circumference. By experimentation, I've found that I'm most comfortable in the ST inserts. Here's what I'd recommend: OK, now that you've got more or less an idea of which diameter inserts you want, and perhaps even which specific insert you want, the choice comes down to two additional factors: orifice and color.

Orifices

There are four orifices that are available on all the inserts:

Colors

Insert colors matter very little, in my opinion, with one notable exception. If you like to see the action and love to see your dick plowing that insert, give yourself an Ice insert, it allows you to see through the insert and correlate your ecstacy feelings with what you see. Of course you'll need an Ice case as well.

Besides that, color matters little (to me at least). I just buy Pink or Mocha, whichever is available for quicker delivery. But for those that are particular, here are the colors available (not every color may be available with every insert, check the ILF website for details):

So there you have it: my complete guide to buying a Fleshlight and how to choose amongst all the possibilities. Hopefully you're now less confused than before, if not, go back to the top and read it all again.

Buy yours now! Just follow my simple buying procedure:

Step 1: Choose Orifice, Step 2: Choose Sensation, Step 3: Choose Color

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